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// % Categories: MicroBlog
// % URLs: Posts/MicroBlog-Archive/2019/09/index.html
## September 2019 MicroBlog archives
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#### [2019-09-18 20:58] Lagwei lazur </summary>
> A.y: ooooo
> ![Photo of A.y's Huawei, which appears to emit a purple laser from the proximity sensor.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Misc/A.y-Huawei-Laser.avif)
> Oct: what to wear that purple lazur
> Oct: the mysteries of lagwei
[...]
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> A.y: be proximity sensor
> A.y: if you smash glass over that
> ![Sticker of a violinist playing. In this chat context it implies something gone wrong.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Stickers/Violin.avif)
> A.y: I know from experience
>   no that's not true
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#### [2019-09-17 15:16] Various tests with the Galaxy Player </summary>
> : Good Lagsung
> ![Photo of the Galaxy Player, showing the Telegram channel in Plus Messenger.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/Galaxy-Player-3.6-OctoVoLTE.avif)
> : 512 MB of RAM and runs better than the Lagwei
> !["RAM" screen in Galaxy Player's "Activity Manager". 215 MB of 488 MB of RAM are indicated occupied.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/Galaxy-Player-3.6-Task-Manager-RAM.avif)
> : Now let's try the N64 and DS emulator, so it explodes
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> : Eeee the DS games run better on an 8 year old Android than on my PC [the Android in this case is ARMv7, while the PC is x86_64, ed.], perfect
> <video controls><source src="{{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/GP3.6-Pokemon-Platino.webm" type="video/webm">Pokemon Platinum</video>
> **[Survey]** I have to try some DS for my next game
> | Total | 3 |
> |----------------------------|---|
> | Mario Kart DS | 2 |
> | Pokemon B/W 2 | 0 |
> | Animal Crossing Wild World | 0 |
> | Super Mario 64 DS | 1 |
> : OK I've been told by groups to try Mario 64, so I'm going to try both Mario Kart and Mario 64
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> : I found something in the lag memory
> ![Screenshot of a folder, containing the files of a NANDroid backup of the Galaxy Player dating back to 2017-12-09.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/CWM-Backup-2017 -12-09.avif)
> : Here's a reason why the new versions of Android suck [they handle the connection as a USB memory worse than Android 2.3, ed.]
> ![Photo of the Galaxy Player showing the "USB storage in use" screen.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/Galaxy-Player-3.6-USB-storage.avif)
> : Actually there are many, we'll talk about them later
> : And now let's test the other games
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> : Super Mario 64 DS
> <video controls><source src="{{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/GP3.6-SM6464DS.webm" type="video/webm">Super Mario 64 DS</video>
> : Mario Kart DS
> <video controls><source src="{{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/GP3.6-MKDS.webm" type="video/webm">Mario Kart DS</video>
> : So, I would like to record other games but the Memewei is broken and, despite having deleted the videos from before, it says that I have no memory
> : Oh yes right, I've only had this Huameme for a year and a half, but there are LOTS of things to talk about regarding it
> : Screenshots of the N64 emulator are now arriving
> : I didn't record but the framerate of the games was always stable and playable.. unfortunately the games are not so playable, but only because there are serious graphic glitches
> : I think it's the fault of the emulator which is old (unfortunately I can't do much on Android 2.3.6)
> ![Screenshot of Mario Kart 64 emulated on the Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Mario-Kart-64/GP3.6-MK64-0.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Mario Kart 64 emulated on the Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Mario-Kart-64/GP3.6-MK64-1.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Mario Kart 64 emulated on the Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Mario-Kart-64/GP3.6-MK64-2.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Mario Kart 64 emulated on the Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Mario-Kart-64/GP3.6-MK64-3.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Super Mario 64 emulated on the Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Super-Mario-64/GP3.6-SM64-0.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Super Mario 64 emulated on the Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Super-Mario-64/GP3.6-SM64-1.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Super Mario 64 emulated on the Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Super-Mario-64/GP3.6-SM64-2.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Wave Race 64 emulated on Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Wave-Race-64/GP3.6-WR64-0.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Wave Race 64 emulated on Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Wave-Race-64/GP3.6-WR64-1.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Wave Race 64 emulated on Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Wave-Race-64/GP3.6-WR64-2.avif)
> ![Screenshot of Wave Race 64 emulated on Galaxy Player.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/Wave-Race-64/GP3.6-WR64-3.avif)
> : I took the screens directly on the Lagsung with an app
> : Now comes the video of some games vah
> : Apart from Zelda which I tried now, the other games have a stable framerate if you see, nice, a Lagsung from 8 years ago is redeeming itself.
> : I warn you that there might be an epileptic trigger when I start quake 2 eh xd
> <video controls><source src="{{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/N64/GP3.6-N64-Misc.webm" type="video/webm">N64</video >
> : Okay, enough of the Lagsung tests for now
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#### [2019-09-16 18:35] Memewei memory full </summary>
> !["P9 Lite Mini screen saying the memory is almost full and this would slow down the device."]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/P9-Lite-Mini/Memewei-Memoria-Full.avif)
> : The Memewei proves itself valid kek
>: Fuck you, one day I'll rock this thing
>: Except that he's already kind of bent, because he got beaten up so many times because he was a meme
> : But Lagsoong can have just 1 KB free and doesn't break with Chinese popups
A bit of context is in order here: this crap smartphone, when it only has like ~100 MB free on the internal memory, pops up this popup about every 3 minutes, which is annoying to say the least. And believe me, it is easy to fill the memory of a smartphone with Android 7 which, after taking out the space occupied by the system components, only has 7.5 GB of space available to the user.
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#### [2019-09-16 18:24] Brick and rebirth of the Galaxy Player </summary>
> : So, as you know today I unbricked the Lagsung, and the internal memory was not formatted
> : This means I found worlds from 2013 and beyond that I didn't remember existed
> : At 10 subscribers you will see the worlds
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> : Ah, the old Lagsung keyboard has a nice thing about it
> : He doesn't have those toxic emojis because he has better things
>   MUCH BETTER
> ![Photo of the Galaxy Player showing the notes app, with the keyboard open on the emoticons tab, which are the old symbol style, not emoji.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player- 3.6/Galaxy-Player-3.6-Notepad-Emoticon-Keyboard.avif)
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> : Ok, now I will tell you the detailed story of the briquetted Lagsung, and now fixed why
>   Now you will find out why
> : So
>   The lag in question is Galaxy Player 3.6
>   Aka a thinner S1 with no phone part
> : What happened
> : A year ago, since my brain is lagging, "yeah, why don't I put a custom rom??!1!1!" comes to mind.
>   And then I put a custom ROM, which was also ugly
>   Three hours later I wanted to remove it, because the WiFi was broken
> : So what do I do
>   I prepare Odin, look for the stock ROM and flash it
>   It's not clear why (that is, I know why, because Odin is an asshole program that will steal your phone if it wants to) towards the end [of the flash process, ed.] it freezes, it doesn't move forward
>   I left the thing hanging there for almost half an hour and it wasn't working, so I'm disconnecting
> : I turn it back on and
> ![Distorted sticker of Kanna and Tohru (two dragon lolis) reading a book called "Am I retarded?".]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Stickers/Lolis-Reading-Am-I-Retarded- Book.avif)
> : Yes, because there was a nice screen that said
> ![Photo of the Galaxy Player which, on the bootloader, shows a warning triangle and the writing "Firmware update encountered an issue. Please select recovery mode in Kies & try again."]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media /Galaxy-Player-3.6/Galaxy-Player-3.6-Softbrick-Bootloader.avif)
> : And so, nothing, since I have sawdust in my brain, for literally almost a year I thought it was my corrupt ROM, because even if I reflashed it always gave an error at the end, and for literally a year I wasted time looking for other ROM to no avail
>: Oh and, obviously I tried to connect to Kies simply, but it didn't recognize the phone, it kept charging, and if I went into Kies' manual recovery mode it asked me for a code (?)
> : Then just the day before yesterday the good Ashflee told me that all I needed was the right PIT file and it would be fixed
> : I didn't know because I'm laggy
> : So today I find the PIT file of the US version and I don't care about the fact that I have the European Galaxy, I put PIT and flash the US ROM and
> : E
> : It's in bootloop because well, there was sawdust in /data and it wouldn't mount
> : I format /data from recovery and the lag comes on, and now it works and is better than my meme
> : However, the internal archive has not been deleted, and all the old files are there
>   Including my very old Minecraft worlds
> : And nothing will be, this is Lagsoong back to life after a year in a coma
> ![Photo of the Galaxy Player lock screen, with a non-canon Astolfo wallpaper.]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Galaxy-Player-3.6/Galaxy-Player-3.6-Astolfo-Lockscreen.avif )
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#### [2019-09-16 18:14] The beginning of OctoVoLTE </summary>
> : So, there will be Lagsung stuff on this channel
> : And Memewei, but maybe also Xiaomime
> : Oh and, of course, ways to get 🅱oLTE on your phone
> ![VoLTE]({{< assetsRoot >}}/Media/Misc/phh-VoLTE-JiOwO.avif)
The history of OctoVoLTE officially began from these messages. Memewei has been talked about there in recent years, perhaps too much; Of methods to have VoLTE, there hasn't been even one, like. Sad.
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