Snippets/error.php

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<?php
http_response_code($_GET['code']);
$realsite = '<p style="font-size: smaller;">
(Are you were not looking for my <b>real web site</b> very likely?
<a href="//www.octt.eu.org">www.octt.eu.org</a>)
</p>';
?>
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8"/>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"/>
<title><?php print $_GET['code'] ?></title>
<style>
body { text-align: center; margin: 20px; color: #e0e0e0; background-color: #1f1f1f; }
a { color: lightpink; }
p, div { width: calc(100vw - 40px); vertical-align: middle; }
button { cursor: pointer; }
#NoJs, #Action, #Fate { height: calc(100vh - 40px); display: table-cell; }
#Action > button { font-size: xx-large; }
#Action, #Fate { display: none; }
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="NoJs">
<p>
When if you have eliminaminated the <b>Java Script</b>, the what ever remains.
Nothing more than of composes the empty page, so <b>nothing</b> is more consumed.
Relax yourself to the <b>HTML silence</b>.
</p>
<br/>
<?php echo($realsite); ?>
</div>
<script>
document.body.innerHTML += `
<p id="Action">
<button id="Do">What happened?</button>
</p>
<div id="Fate" hidden="true">
<h1><?php print $_GET['code'] ?></h1>
<br/>
<p>
<a href="javascript:Bgm.play()">
<!-- Credits: https://missingnumber.com.mx/rhythm-heaven-nintendo-ds/ -->
<img id="Gfx" src="/Res/LoveLab-Sad.gif"/>
</a>
</p>
<br/>
<p>
I would have been loving to being able of loving you, but you are continuing trying break <b>my server</b>. And the site in it my <b>heart</b> too. I'm making sorry for <b>everything</b>. 💔
</p>
<br/>
<?php echo($realsite); ?>
<!-- Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9W7WNVHrWk -->
<audio id="Bgm" src="/Res/LoveLab-Ext.webm"></audio>
</div>
`;
NoJs.remove();
Action.style.display = 'table-cell';
Bgm.volume = 0.5;
function Sad() {
Action.remove();
Fate.style.display = 'table-cell';
Bgm.play();
};
if ((!navigator.cookieEnabled) || (document.cookie.search('WhatHappened=true') != -1)) {
Sad();
};
Do.onclick = function(){
document.cookie = 'WhatHappened=true; max-age=31536000';
Sad();
};
</script>
</body>
</html>