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<title>Don't Hit Save</title>
<link>https://donthitsave.com</link>
<description>The webcomic that dares to take on the gritty world of software, technology, and indie game development (by Jeff Lofvers).</description>
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<title>Skipping Around</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/05/24/skipping-around</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Skipping Around" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-05-24_skipping-around.png"><p>I was nearly murdered by a coconut today.</p>
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<p>For real.</p>
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<p>This happened as I took the dogs on their morning poop stroll (I can no longer speak or spell the word “walk” in my home). I wandered up and down the sidewalk, on some grass, and headed back home.</p>
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<p>Near the end of the walk, I stopped to fiddle with my phone. I was listening to a podcast, and needed to skip the commercials. I stood in place for 30, maybe 40 seconds. When I was done, I took two steps... <a href="https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/05/24/skipping-around">[read more]</a></p>]]></description>
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<title>Budgets</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/05/17/budgets</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Budgets" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-05-17_budgets.png"><p>It's time I woke up before dawn again.</p>
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<p>Voluntarily.</p>
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<p>It not easy to beat the sun at its own game. Most of my social and computer life has been dominated by a late nights. I work during the day because I have to, then stay up as late as I want because I'm a grown up. Every once in a while, however, I will mix things up:</p>
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<li>A decade ago, I woke up every morning at 4:30 in order to go running. I did this for over two years. This lasted until I... <a href="https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/05/17/budgets">[read more]</a></p>]]></description>
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<title>Trade-In</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/05/10/trade-in</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Trade-In" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-05-10_trade-in.png"><p>I bought a hammer this week. My first Hawaiian hammer.</p>
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<p>I will use it not to hang something, not to bang something, but to remove a nail.</p>
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<p><em>I hate that nail. </em></p>
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<p>Today is a good day.</p>
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<title>The Screwup</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 06:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/05/03/the-screwup</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="The Screwup" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-05-03_the-screwup.png"><p>How's your night vision?</p>
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<p>When I was little, mine was excellent. I could spot animals while walking at night, read in low light conditions, and effectively navigate the house based on the light of digital clocks. It only got better with time.</p>
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<p>This wasn't a super power. I was adjusting to my surroundings.</p>
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<p>I spent my younger years in upstate NY. Winter and cloudy weather seemed to last 9 months, which meant that I got used to gloomy conditions. Our house... <a href="https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/05/03/the-screwup">[read more]</a></p>]]></description>
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<title>Focus On The Task At Hand With A Little Help From Google</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/04/26/ads-for-google</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Focus On The Task At Hand With A Little Help From Google" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-04-26_ads-for-google.png"><p>Game of Thrones is back, Avengers are back, and the Tick Season 2 is out. It is a good month for amusing ourselves.</p>
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<p>So why are you spending your time here?</p>
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<p>Oh I know, you need some sort of control sample. What’s the point of having compelling and enjoyable entertainment if you don’t have something dull to compare it to? I see. It all makes sense now.</p>
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<p>Wow. I can’t believe you think this comic dull. Nice, reader, reeeeeaaaal nice. I’ll remember... <a href="https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/04/26/ads-for-google">[read more]</a></p>]]></description>
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<title>Clever Variable Name</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/04/19/clever-variable-name</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Clever Variable Name" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-04-19_clever-variable-name.png"><p>Apologies for the extraordinarily late comic.</p>
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<p>This is the first one ever delayed at length by my news. Here's why:</p>
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<p>I wrote the comic on Thursday night. When I went to write the news in the morning, I decided to focus on the adorable habits of my two dogs. One of the monsters was acting weird. Comically weird.</p>
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<p>I decided to write the news about that. I found it quite funny. I wrote a page and a half about how my dog was suddenly scared of everything. She ran from... <a href="https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/04/19/clever-variable-name">[read more]</a></p>]]></description>
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<title>Wrapping Up Client Work</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/04/12/finishing-up-client-work</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Wrapping Up Client Work" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-04-12_moved-on.png"><p>I made Tofacos for dinner-- tofu tacos that are absolutely abhorrent. I love the food here in Hawaii, but when breakfast, lunch, and dinner consists of fish and noodles, things tend to get weird when I deviate.</p>
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<p>I left about as big a mess as you can imagine while stirring the “food”. I’m not a great cook, I’m an adequate one. My system involves hopping from one nearly burning pile of food to another, narrowly staying ahead of a charred, blackened meal.</p>
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<p>I’m... <a href="https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/04/12/finishing-up-client-work">[read more]</a></p>]]></description>
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<title>Personal Journey</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/04/05/personal-journey</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Personal Journey" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-04-05_no-words.png"><p>To prove that I can.</p>]]></description>
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<title>Reward</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2019 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/03/29/reward</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Reward" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-03-29_reward.png"><p>Today’s comic is dedicated to my very sick team lead. Too bad you’re too sick to check and see if today’s comic is true.</p>
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<p>For everyone else out there, welcome to the last 3 days you have to enter my <a href="http://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/02/22/forgotten-headphones">sweepstakes thingy</a>. If you want me to draw you, the deadline is Sunday, March 31st. Get to it!</p>
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<p>If you’re reading after that date, or if you don’t care about my sweepstakes, I have only one... <a href="https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/03/29/reward">[read more]</a></p>]]></description>
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<title>Costs</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2019 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<link>https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/03/22/costs</link>
<description><![CDATA[<img style="max-width:800px;" alt="Costs" src="https://donthitsave.com/comicimages/dhs_2019-03-22_cost.png"><p>It's 2am here. What time is it there? I'll post some news in some time.</p>
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<p>…</p>
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<p>Okay, I’m back… at 2am. A different 2am. Let’s make this quick:</p>
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<p>For those checking later, or too busy to google, here is <a href="https://www.wired.com/story/facebook-password-bug-android-phone-spy-airbnb-tech-news/" target="_blank">an article</a> about Facebook’s latest mishap, as mentioned in today’s comic.</p>
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<p>In personal news, I've been thorough enjoying the new... <a href="https://donthitsave.com/comic/2019/03/22/costs">[read more]</a></p>]]></description>
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